itsagifnotagif:

in my defense your honour, I had a bad tummy that day

colleendoran:

reallyndacarter:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the “P” in Potato.

(via spongebobssquarepants)

barbieyuri:

jesus christ. fine. ill say it. im sleepy. im sleepy, okay? do you know what being sleepy does to a person? to their spirit? i should be pitied.

plumslices:

I guess im waiting for love that feels as comfortable as when im alone

(via exu--lan--sis)

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

(via theravensdreamer)

remanence-of-love:

(via apolohgy)

watermotif:

once i get taken out back and shot i’ll be fine

(via exu--lan--sis)